Hey I’m still in a fever haze here but from what I’ve been able to glean True Detective was an 8-hour long version of that shitty X-Files episode with Lance Henriksen where they tied up all of Millennium’s loose ends shittily after it got cancelled?
How come no one ever made another movie in Tarantino and Soderbergh’s Elmore Leonard adaptation shared universe? Surely there are roles for Val Kilmer and Adam West.
starring Sylvester Stallone, Tom Berenger, Lauren Cohan, Terry Crews, Kelsey Grammer, Thomas Jane, Nelly, Tom Sizemore, Danny Trejo, Scarlet Rose Stallone and Frank Stallone
deleted all the claptrap, shows over kittykats!
Come to think of it, Thurston was always way too into William Burroughs.
Like I know you’re all convinced True Detective is all hell of dark and resonant and wacky but in the third episode of ToQger the giant robot fucks its way out of a coffin with its locomotive dick.