Had a dream that Batman had a Bat-signal tattoo on his face instead of the cowl and topped it all off with a blue tiny fedora and that the Joker had cobras for arms.
“Oh, go right ahead! Just don’t put on any of that screaming noise you like so much.”
Enjoy every.
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“That’s the upside of work, man. I dress like a boss. Every day, I’m lookin’ fly. Wha? N— no. I don’t wear a suit. I just … I look good, man,” says the towheaded 20-something in a pink and blue checked Polo button-down and khakis into his iPhone on a 30 bus at 8 am the Friday before Memorial Day Weekend.
Later, at a 7-Eleven in Falls Church, a man twitches at the counter, carrying six individual pint cans of Heineken like they form one baby. “Is anyone gonna help him, man?” he sneers as the cashier takes his time ringing him up, befuddled. “Because he doesn’t know what he’s doing. This is a fucking joke! I’ve got a cab running out there! Who’s gonna pay for the extra time on the meter? Do I have to bag these myself? Man, fuck this. Who’s gonna pay!?”
Lambchop. Your Fucking Sunny Day.
“Go to tumblr.com/likes/page/675 and reblog the first post that comes up.”
“I have this theory that the only people who go to these Cato things are interns looking for a free lunch.”
“As a former intern, I can tell you that that is exactly correct.”
“I KNEW IT!”
Great. Since we already had two and a half hours explaining the psychological justification for Batman in excruciating detail, followed by two and a half hours debating the moral and philosophical justification for Batman in excruciating detail, we definitely need two and a half hours of Batman learning how to be Batman again.
There’s a reason why the most memorable quote of Batman’s in Batman was “I’m Batman.”
blasé // archie shepp // blasé
It’s tough to beat Malachai Favor’s dangling superstructure twisting in the wind, Philly Joe Jones’ beleaguered fumbling, or Jeanne Lee’s searing, smiling indictment, but somehow the man rises to meet them, at least. Happy birthday!
Probably posted this about eight times already but it’s one of my favorite songs and it’s the man’s birthday — show some respect.
