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czupcaks: Curtis Mayfield, Now You’re Gone. How’sabout a nice, slow burn?
Nov 25th

Meanwhile, in the future

New Rock Church of Fire We are looking for interns!!! Get in touch if you’re interested in...
Nov 25th
hman: matthewgallaway: Time Fades Away: Saturnine on...
Nov 25th
Cop. Out.
Nov 25th
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czupcaks: Al Green, Love Ritual. I am also listening to Al Green now, so ha.
Nov 25th
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mmddyyyy: UGK - “It’s Supposed to Bubble” It is not making this hangover go any better to have...
Nov 25th
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For the Love of You The Isley Brothers ONLY RON ISLEY CAN PROTECT THE REST OF THIS FLOOR FROM MY...
Nov 24th
Rilly wish Facebook had a wedding photo filter.
Nov 24th
fuckyeahdc: Great Hall, Smithsonian American Art Museum...
Nov 24th

Awlfully Thankful

If this soundtrack were a pigeon, I would bite its head off on some stage.
Nov 24th
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You’re the Top Diana Rigg From Evil Under the Sun
Nov 24th

It's the gooey fingers holding the...

Jolie: CANNOT WATCH VIDEO AT WORK BUT I LOVE THE PROMISE OF THE TAGS!!!
Me: Uh, it is, uh. Like I am not sure if you will die howling in laughter or retching in disgust. It is like the Eli Roth of things Choire has done on the internet.
Nov 24th
WHEN DID THE AWL TURN INTO LIFEHACKER ON CRACK?!
Nov 24th
Related, even though this recent shit is going a long way...
Nov 24th

"It is uncomfortably tempting to make a...

Kriston Capps has a good little write-up on DCist that puts the Archdiocese vs. city of DC dispute...
Nov 24th
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mr you’re on fire mr Yeah Yeah Yeahs (after Liars)
Nov 24th
Am I the only one who gets freaked out by the block-letteredly dire “PHENYLKTONURICS: CONTAINS...
Nov 24th
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teenagejesus: APOLLONIA 6 - SEX SHOOTER
Nov 23rd
Pictures from some concert I went to via some hipster blood...
Nov 23rd

I would have made some 'Fail to the...

While the Redskins debate is fairly straightforward, the Fighting Sioux case is characterized by...
Nov 23rd
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adayum: The Nation Of Ulysses - You’re My Miss Washington, D.C.
Nov 23rd
comicallyvintage: The Top 75 Most Iconic Covers in DC...
Nov 23rd

Pythagoras wanted to try all the...

OH HAI ‘KEN LAYNE’ WELCOME TO THE INTERNET.
Nov 23rd

Miller Time'd

I think it’s appropriate that the new Star Trek movie was partially filmed in a major domestic...
Nov 23rd

I know a guy who knows a guy who tried...

If you play Star Trek III in sync with Superman III, Dark Side of the Moon plays backwards in the...
Nov 23rd

I would like

I would like to organize a joint, ritualistic book burning of both the Sarah Palin book and the...
Nov 23rd
@My cousin Meghan and I have just decided that it will be a Cowboys/Browns Super Bowl. In a hard...
Nov 22nd
You’ve really gotta hand it to the Ravens and Redskins. They simply refuse to cede the Number...
Nov 22nd

“I wanted a place where I could drink...

They will not offer a cocktail menu, says Tom Brown, which, to him, can create the wrong impression...
Nov 22nd
To honor the belated birthday of the Bean, absolutely...
Nov 22nd
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suckmyleftone: Bikini Kill: “I Like Fucking” We’re not gonna prove nothing, nothing Sitting...
Nov 22nd
Best decision I’ve made all weekend.
Nov 22nd
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peterfeld: Paul Desmond, “The Girl From East 9th Street.”
Nov 21st

Was gonna write this in Angry Awl Recipe...

I just put a peasant’s stew of all the random vegetables, broth, cans of legumes, potatos,...
Nov 21st
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holysoul: Stevie Wonder-All Day Sucker
Nov 21st
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Alfonso Ribeiro’s Breakin’ and Poppin’ Can you rap? There’s even a full...
Nov 21st
As anybody who has even passingly, unluckily happened upon...
Nov 21st

$25

One thing I forgot was this particular little gem of an “exchange”: “Hey, Scott,...
Nov 21st
I don’t care what none of yall say, latter day Frank...
Nov 21st
(via teenagejesus)
Nov 20th

"Thank you, great people of Bethesda"

So I had this teacher one time, right, who used to tell this story of back when she used to live on...
Nov 20th
I wonder if the 9:30 will deign to serve boilermakers tonight and if they will charge less than $58...
Nov 19th
Every time I go on Brightest Young Things I get the distinct and ill feeling that it should be...
Nov 19th

Stick it up your Death Panel

So, in summary, the cutting-edge of medical thinking of the 1990s may have induced my cancer, and...
Nov 19th

I really hope Cho is brushing up on his...

You don’t need to buy fancy cherry chips or nothing. Hickory is fine, or wander around and...
Nov 19th

Also, "people say, 'hey man, that song...

When Chuck introduced the bass player from Hollis, 50 Cent and Ja Rule, when connected — after...
Nov 19th
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hman: The Stylistics - “You Are Everything” HEY FALSETTO!
Nov 19th
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Bon Bon Vie T.S. Monk Also, whenever I hear “Welcome to the Terrordome,” this song...
Nov 19th
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Pictured, downtown Washington, DC between Farragut Square and Foggy Bottom, November 18, 2009. I...
Nov 19th

Writers treat me like Coltrane, insane

Oh, BTW WTF Public Enemy are going to be playing on a flatbed truck rolling through Foggy Bottom at...
Nov 18th
Also too, the real star here — quietly — is Roy...
Nov 18th
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muppetpants: Liars - The Other Side of Mt. Heart Attack
Nov 18th
Also, serious contender for best Blue Note lp art design ever. Right next to this.
Nov 18th
I think it’s interesting how Spellman’s original...
Nov 18th
"Sarah Palin’s Entire Existence Is Sexist"
Nov 18th

"4. Put about the same amount of sugar...

3. Put something more than a teaspoon but something less than a tablespoon of salt in the flour....
Nov 18th
The liners for this European version of the first Mwandishi...
Nov 18th
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matthewgallaway: Galaxie 500/Tugboat
Nov 18th
(via teenagejesus)
Nov 17th

Just don't talk about Nina Simone like...

Something that’s always stuck with me is when, in the course of some turn-of-the-millennium...
Nov 17th

"Sweat MACHT FREI"

Daytime TV is socially constructing sexuality before my eyes I missed things by not being on the...
Nov 17th
“As an engineer, the only people I’m concerned about are the...”
—  The Daily Swarm interviewed...
Nov 17th
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abloodymess/whitemystery/jesuisperdu: Charles Mingus - Moanin’
Nov 17th
General Zod would have refused to believe that Obama was actually the president.
Nov 17th
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justsayjolie: Your Daily 90s, Lots of Liz: Liz Phair, “Divorce Song” I should really remember to...
Nov 17th

Randomly harshed on

My company’s new website looks like some random tumblr mixed with the iPhone interface and the...
Nov 17th
I guess, my point is that I realized I had written maybe, I dunno, the first ever asexual love song....
Nov 17th
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What a Wonderful Thing Love Is Al Green
Nov 17th
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holysoul: Aretha Franklin-Let It Be
Nov 17th
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holysoul: The Intruders-I’ll Always Love My Mama
Nov 17th
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matthewgallaway: Pavement/’Here’ (miss u, 1990)
Nov 17th
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killdatmuthafckr: Michael Jackson - Speed Demon (Bad, 1987) I want the instrumental to this...
Nov 17th

Things I learned in Delaware

In the new condos above what was once the Stone Balloon (featuring the Stone Balloon Mark II:...
Nov 17th
(via keggersofyore)
Nov 17th
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suckmyleftone: missworld: Bikini Kill - Reject All American
Nov 17th
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eurowitchcraft: Ampere - Money Stinks (DRI)
Nov 17th
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justsayjolie: Your Daily 90s: Liz Phair, “Never Said” I have a feeling this is going to be the...
Nov 17th
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kellydeal: Modest Mouse - Polar Opposites I’m trying, I’m trying to drink away the part of the...
Nov 17th
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adayum: Le Tigre - Deceptacon
Nov 17th
comicallyvintage: Gaze at them for a while FLETCHER...
Nov 17th
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hman: The Chi-Lites - “Oh Girl”
Nov 17th
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youngmanhattanite: The Monorchid - “Sink The West Coast” THIS TOWN’S NO FUN ‘CAUSE THIS TOWN’S...
Nov 16th
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zebtronarama/mistaobseen/cargohoo: Teenage Fanclub - Hang On Well timed.
Nov 14th
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dubstepfriday: Gucci Mane - Do It Stoopid (Joker Remix)
Nov 14th
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abloodymess: neonsigh: Wipers - “Over the Edge”
Nov 14th

am I the only person who's NOT moving to...

executiveproducerdickwolf: - etsy Life motto.
Nov 14th
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hman: The Five Stairsteps - “Ooh Child” Someday, yeah We’ll put it together and we’ll get it...
Nov 14th
a bunch of idolator writers and commenters...
Nov 14th

Dead souls

Totally forgot to mention that the other night I had a dream that Michael Haneke kept doing...
Nov 13th

Get off my lawn

I think people who use the winking emoticon should be required to wink in similar situations IRL.
Nov 13th
I leaned into him and told him, viciously, “I had all your records at one point. But you know what?...
Nov 13th
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kellydeal: The Raincoats - Lola FACT: Lola is one of my all time favorite songs. Won’t you...
Nov 13th
In fact, some consider La Roca’s 1959 solo on “Minor...
Nov 13th
I was always the poorest player in every band and that...
Nov 13th
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mabelmoments: Solomon Burke - Get Out Of My Life, Woman
Nov 13th
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kathleenlovesmusic: The Chambers Brothers > In the Midnight Hour Composed by Wilson Pickett...
Nov 13th

I want to tell you a story

He could sell it. Like he could sell the black vest over white tee look with the Avery Brooks, the...
Nov 13th
Please abandon your well-intentioned efforts to replace “unveil.” It’s sometimes...
Nov 12th
thisworldwemustleave: (via suburbantragic)
Nov 12th

Never Forget

Michael Jackson uttered a profanity in exactly four (4) recorded tracks: “Scream,”...
Nov 12th

Never Forget

“2 Bad” features the vocal talents of one Shaquille O’Neal.
Nov 12th

Never Forget

The guitar on “Black or White”? Slash.
Nov 12th

Never Forget

R. Kellz wrote “You Are Not Alone.”
Nov 12th

Never Forget

Dangerous is the best-selling New Jack Swing album of all time.
Nov 12th
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Woman Town Gang of Four live
Nov 12th
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Is It Love Gang of Four
Nov 12th
Oh no! People don’t hate Gang of Four! People claim to love Gang of Four. They just think that...
Nov 12th
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Independence Gang of Four You know who I am tired of? Haters. The same people who throw 80s...
Nov 12th
Let’s face it. All the greatest Joker narratives come...
Nov 12th
Can I be honest? I really don’t care for 30 Rock, either.
Nov 12th
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hman: The O’Jays - “Back Stabbers” I would like to shop at hman’s supermarket!
Nov 12th

"I've never seen garbage eat garbage...

You know who’s the most ethically sound eater? Superman. He can fly around the world to...
Nov 12th
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mogadonia: Stereolab: The Noise Of Carpet
Nov 12th
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kathleenlovesmusic: The Chambers Brothers > Uptown Composed by Betty Mabry (Davis) To most...
Nov 12th

there is nobody here who will get into...

(via adayum)
Nov 12th
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fuckyeahkathleenhanna: Valley Girl Intelligentsia - Julie Ruin/K.Hanna
Nov 11th
unbornwhiskey: nevver: Blow, New to York Roland....
Nov 11th
I am sorry, Bruce Dickinson’s “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” in...
Nov 11th
catbus: This comic is awesome. BONE CRUSHER
Nov 11th
“He stated that he cannot comprehend why religion has caused...”
— Real talk, from King Diamond.
Nov 11th

making movies of themselves you know...

Earlier in the day, Jackson’s mother Katherine withdrew her objections to the appointment of...
Nov 11th

This post is missing a tag

I think you know what it is.
Nov 11th
retconpunch: nice work, spidey. This is an allegory for...
Nov 11th
Willie Dixon — “I Ain’t Superstitious”
Nov 11th
“Our theory is, we play slower tempos, the girls will come....”
— David Ellefson is for the...
Nov 11th
Just please God people, promise me you’ll help make #randomly harshed on by tumblr work.
Nov 11th

Most of my heroes don't appear in no RSS...

Please, allow me to paraphrase: Choire was a hero to most (bloggers) but he never meant shit to...
Nov 11th
"The Awl is typically a place I go to find...
Nov 11th
Okay so really this metal kick is not dying down (yay?) and a lot of it has been Megadeth and my God...
Nov 11th

"...you realize that too many people in...

Even though the band had more time than when they did the first EP, time was precious and by chance,...
Nov 11th
executiveproducerdickwolf: boilermaker more like...
Nov 11th
Music Blogging Haz a Sad: Maura Johnston &...
Nov 11th
KING DIAMOND’S OFFICE IS BETTER.
Nov 10th

Beer

Can I get a read on this, Tom?
Nov 10th
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Mercyful Fate Medley (Satan’s Fall / Curse of the Pharaohs /A Corpse Without a Soul / Into the...
Nov 10th
What you people need to realize is that I am here to help. Like the soaring vocal prowess of Ronnie...
Nov 10th

Where were you the day the music (i.e....

Only listening to albums featuring the vocal talents of King Diamond, Ronnie James Dio, or Dave...
Nov 10th
Now I understand why we are not yet on Mars.
Nov 10th

Stupid Weight.

stryker: juliaallison: So, as many of you regular readers know, I’ve struggled with a...
Nov 10th

Never Forget

I really wanna show up at the Death Panel with a shirt that reads simply “40 PIZZAS.”
Nov 10th
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The Cross of Baron Samedi King Diamond Salem puts a snake in David’s room, mixes haunted...
Nov 10th
thisworldwemustleave/atompunk/easternblocparty: ...
Nov 10th
The restorative effect of this type of commons is subtle but powerful. Just the other day, I was...
Nov 10th
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ronghorse: Wire-“Mannequin”
Nov 10th
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The Lighter Side of…Hippies Magik Markers Basements. And Unitarian churches and lofts.
Nov 10th
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youngmanhattanite: Unwound - “Dragnalus” P(ug)et Sounds.
Nov 10th
comicallyvintage: Planet Comics, 1947. (via)
Nov 10th
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hman: McFadden & Whitehead – “Ain’t No Stopping Us Now” We’re on the move We’ve got the...
Nov 10th
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Mirror Mirror the Verb Henry Threadgill Zooid This Brings Us To, Vol. 1 A vocab lesson to crack...
Nov 10th
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TV In The Radio Wale ft. K’Naan (prod. by David Sitek) Ok, this is the first cut off the new...
Nov 10th
Speaking of television, this television channel? This “sports network,” ESPN? It is...
Nov 10th
Okay, fuck the Dremo’s thing, whose gonna go in with me on the Marion Barry reality show...
Nov 10th
Well this was a shitty thing to come home to. Maura is certainly one of the best writers on the...
Nov 10th
“Pessimism and optimism are the flip sides of the same coin....”
— Dr. Cornel West (is the...
Nov 9th

I'll put 50 on it. 50 dollars. I am...

Hey anybody wanna go in on recreating a Dremo’s in Clarendon from which to launch guerrilla...
Nov 9th
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matthewgallaway: snuh: Minutemen: This Ain’t No Picnic miss u, dboon
Nov 9th
Did they time this whole rollout around Jonathan Safran Foer’s vegetarianism book so as to get...
Nov 9th
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Hook in Mouth Megadeth Live in ‘88 This is a grainy camcordered video of Dave Mustaine in...
Nov 9th
They were central perpetrators in exactly the same sense that Poland started the Second World War.
Nov 9th
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Set the World Afire Megadeth A movie-obsessive who often had trouble distinguishing reality from...
Nov 9th

It would be like the Jay-Z song with the...

Why has no dj ever sampled the bass line from “Shame on the Night” on a mainstream...
Nov 9th

It is an actual, codified style of solo...

See folks the problem sometimes in grindcore (like on Scum) is that sometimes the band has the...
Nov 9th
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internationalbeerfacemarblemouth: so brutal truth is opening for municipal waste and danny lilker...
Nov 9th

Rendering an account of my disdain?

I totally just used Sichan-style punctuation in an email to my boss.
Nov 9th
Nov 9th
Whatever. We all know the Scorpions brought down that wall, with intense power balladry and the...
Nov 9th
Leave Nick Denton alone!
Nov 9th
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mogadonia: Ultimate Spinach -(Ballad Of) The Hip Death Goddess (1967)
Nov 9th
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justsayjolie: Your Daily 90s: TLC, “Waterfalls” After watching this video on Saturday, I’m going...
Nov 9th
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executiveproducerdickwolf: YEAH WUTEVA AND I’M ON THE CORNER, WEARIN MY LEATHER
Nov 9th
kryz: Jazzhands
Nov 8th
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powerviolence: Pissed Jeans- ashamed of my cum
Nov 8th
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killdatmuthafckr/theskratchpadd: Dilla Jackson - Player has Butterflies fire.
Nov 8th

ANOTHER STUNNING VICTORY FOR MICHIGAN

catbus: On behalf of my state, I will recognize Michigan’s production of John Dingell, who wrote...
Nov 8th

It is better than 'In Da Club' at least?

Jolie: I just walked into the gym. They're playing "Dyslexic Heart" *gunshot*
Me: But Jolie. MY HEART COULD USE SOME GLASSES.
Nov 7th
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The Creator Has a Master Plan (Peace) Louis Armstrong ft. Leon Thomas Okay, so this is odd. From...
Nov 7th

"The rats will breed twelve times faster...

We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats And get the catskins for nothing We feed the...
Nov 7th
(via teenagejesus)
Nov 7th
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Suck My Left One Bikini Kill Getting Close to Nothing, 1994 “Based on lies or some...
Nov 7th
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Vincent Come On Down Brainiac A rusting Atlas constructed of wafer-thin steal beams Made In...
Nov 6th
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eurowitchcraft: Endless Blockade - The Stain
Nov 6th
Inasmuch as 2009 can be effectively reduced to that fucking abhorrent viral wedding video, I think...
Nov 6th
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A Life of Possibilities The Dismemberment Plan One of the great openers; lulls you in with a false...
Nov 6th
(via keggersofyore)
Nov 6th
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Different Strokes Syl Johnson
Nov 6th

Shit my mother spends 40 cents on

My mother just printed out and mailed to me (via the US Postal Service) some NewsMax...
Nov 5th
Pet dogs worse for the environment than SUVs?
Nov 5th
I remember when the remake came out, David Edelstein reviewed it for NPR, and he said that after he...
Nov 5th
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The Things We Did Last Summer Fats Navarro, Hank Jones, Shelly Manne, Ray Brown They are...
Nov 5th
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Epistrophy Eric Dolphy Last Date And here we have Dolphy, taking a tower of drunken swagger...
Nov 5th
Wu-Note Project (via muppetpants)
Nov 5th

"He was making the 'cah-ching!' sound,...

Important development on the Joe Jackson cleaning out his basement in order to cash in on his...
Nov 5th

BOYCOTTING ALL S. CARTER PRODUCTS FROM...

BOYCOTTING ALL S. CARTER PRODUCTS FROM NOW ON
Nov 5th
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Oh internet, I can’t quit you baby. No matter how hard I try.
Nov 4th

"The ghosts of '90s alt-rock past were...

Songs that are sturdy on record were flimsy, empty shells of ’50s slow-dance-inspired numbers that...
Nov 4th
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muppetpants: Wale - 90210 (Produced By Mark Ronson Co-Produced By Deijon) Oh my God it’s...
Nov 4th
Hey I already called dibs on the commenter number so none of yall get any ideas ‘k?
Nov 4th
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killdatmuthafckr: Big Pun - Still Not A Player (Feat. Joe) RIP Big Pun, you might be one of the...
Nov 4th
It still hits just as hard. Quest, Dilla, D’Angelo,...
Nov 4th
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hman/bingoparaphernalia: Ella Fitzgerald - Night and Day Ella and Nelson! Sublime.
Nov 4th
What agitates me the most about all of this is coming to terms with the fact that if the Republicans...
Nov 4th

Sarah Palin's TJ Maxx Coattails

Seth Colter Walls gets it exactly right here. A universally reviled incumbent was beat by a...
Nov 4th
comicallyvintage: mudwerks: DC Comics 40 Years Ago:...
Nov 4th

I have been assured that "there will be...

7pm, this Saturday, Fight Club will have an opening party for a new photo installation that, per the...
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
“Empire State of Mind” should really be parenthetically titled “(This is Why the...
Nov 4th
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This is Not a Love Song Nouvelle Vague (after PiL) I was u-tubing Dead Kennedys videos to tamp...
Nov 4th
hman: I think the real tragedy is that this man only has 1,938 Facebook friends. “A chart on...
Nov 4th
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exspectator/bringtheruckuss/pollutedskyline/sincerelyamy: I Can’t Go To Sleep - Wu-Tang...
Nov 4th
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justsayjolie: Bobby Brown, “Every Little Step” On reflection, it turns out that this is a really...
Nov 4th

Let the sexy hang

I think there is a problem with how proud I am of this.
Nov 3rd

"H.G. Wells, eat your *invisible heart...

Dude Batman Unseen is really really very fun and you should read it more than voting.
Nov 3rd
I wish Rachel and I were on a plane together that crashed, and that we lived all alone on an island...
Nov 3rd
mrwrong: TODAY’S UNDERAPPRECIATED PORTENT
Nov 3rd
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czupcaks: Miles Davis, Black Satin. Can’t stop listening to In A Silent Way, On The Corner, A...
Nov 3rd
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holysoul: Helene Smith-What’s In The Lovin’
Nov 3rd

You're perfect in no way

This thing looks like that thing?
Nov 3rd
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Colossal Youth Young Marble Giants Live
Nov 3rd

Credit in the straight world

If you don’t twitpic your vote, did you really vote?
Nov 3rd

I did enjoy the segment on The Pig...

Did anyone else find Joe Buck and Tim McCarver’s platitudes about Whitey last night offensively...
Nov 3rd
I’m pretty sure this is just another “Death of Autotune” rant.
Nov 3rd
suckmyleftone/jillyarmeen/suicideblonde
Nov 3rd
NPR: 50 Great Voices: Help Us Choose
Nov 3rd
Curb Your Enthusiasm is like when At The Drive-In broke up and the two afro-bros started writing...
Nov 2nd
Reading through some nonprofit watchdog group’s paper for work, they definitely just used the...
Nov 2nd
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Oh here is a recording of Magrudergrind leveling someone’s basement. “Fuck that...
Nov 2nd
“Inevitable Progression,” Magrudergrind
Nov 2nd
And about that stadium: what the fuck was that? And the Olympics thing? After bitching about...
Nov 2nd

"What is this $14.60? I realize that...

My boss just yelled at me for not spending enough on the complimentary meal when I pull the...
Nov 2nd

"Post for me, Balkishly?"

Me: They should use some of that change-bowl money and hire a personal assistant.
Jolie: I've been jockeying for that exact job forever now. DAMN IT. I want to be The Awl's Office Bitch.
Me: You know, if they had you around I BET WE WOULD GET OUR DAMN CATPILL. You should apply.
Jolie: Mostly because I would pin Papa down and threaten to beat him with Alex Balk's hairbrush until he pecked the damn thing out for me to send each day YES.
Me: OOH I KNOW I WILL MOVE TO NEW YORK TO BE CHOIRE'S CLOTHES-WASHER! I will have all the quarters I ever dreamed of!
Jolie: We would be the best Awlsistants ever. I'd even brush out Alex's matted arm hair each evening before bedtime.
Me: Cat would live 18 more years than he (?) should, in our care. Cho would save so much money on shoe purchases that we would disallow. WE WOULD BE THE AWLSBUNDSMEN!!!
Nov 2nd
“He told me I was the biggest, fattest bleeping pig he had ever seen,” Boudreau said in the book....
Nov 2nd
mogadonia/mudwerks/vintagegal: Harriet Hoctor 1920’s as...
Nov 2nd
Brett Martin provides some of the best wedding writing I’ve read to date, bringing to life the...
Nov 2nd
"They came up with a “charticle” with a dozen...
Nov 2nd
THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS
Nov 2nd
This column should be subtitled It Really Makes You THINK. Also, I love this column.
Nov 2nd
Is that so? Who made you pope of this dump?
Nov 2nd
Obama dressed up as Kanye for Halloween.
Nov 2nd
It’s…ellipsis…abuse…and I don’t…have…to…take it.
Nov 2nd
“I’ve been up all night, it’s still Friday to me.”
Nov 2nd
“Is that ‘die’ as in ‘Die, Die My Darling’ or...
Nov 2nd
DC-VA-Beach connect.
Nov 2nd
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mabelmoments: thanksforthetoolbox: Leonard Cohen, “First We Take Manhattan.” Pro Tip: If...
Nov 2nd
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executiveproducerdickwolf: birdman feat lil wayne - stuntin like my daddy acapella
Nov 2nd
What. You think we don’t do this on the weekends, too? (Also we are discussing the finer...
Nov 1st
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holysoul: Allen Toussaint-What Is Success
Nov 1st
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abloodymess/migue-e: I’m So Tired - Fugazi Hey this is me, right now.
Nov 1st
magicmolly: The satisfaction she’d savored was gone, and...
Nov 1st
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justsayjolie: Your Daily 90s: Guns N’ Roses, “November Rain”
Nov 1st

There was a very convincing Lady Gaga,...

IMPORTANT UPDATE Fortunately, the party I decided on featured multiple instances of “who the...
Nov 1st