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executiveproducerdickwolf: YEAH WUTEVA AND I’M ON THE CORNER, WEARIN MY LEATHER
Nov 9th
kryz: Jazzhands
Nov 8th
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powerviolence: Pissed Jeans- ashamed of my cum
Nov 8th
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killdatmuthafckr/theskratchpadd: Dilla Jackson - Player has Butterflies fire.
Nov 8th

ANOTHER STUNNING VICTORY FOR MICHIGAN

catbus: On behalf of my state, I will recognize Michigan’s production of John Dingell, who wrote...
Nov 8th

It is better than 'In Da Club' at least?

Jolie: I just walked into the gym. They're playing "Dyslexic Heart" *gunshot*
Me: But Jolie. MY HEART COULD USE SOME GLASSES.
Nov 7th
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The Creator Has a Master Plan (Peace) Louis Armstrong ft. Leon Thomas Okay, so this is odd. From...
Nov 7th

"The rats will breed twelve times faster...

We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats And get the catskins for nothing We feed the...
Nov 7th
(via teenagejesus)
Nov 7th
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Suck My Left One Bikini Kill Getting Close to Nothing, 1994 “Based on lies or some...
Nov 7th
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Vincent Come On Down Brainiac A rusting Atlas constructed of wafer-thin steal beams Made In...
Nov 6th
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eurowitchcraft: Endless Blockade - The Stain
Nov 6th
Inasmuch as 2009 can be effectively reduced to that fucking abhorrent viral wedding video, I think...
Nov 6th
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A Life of Possibilities The Dismemberment Plan One of the great openers; lulls you in with a false...
Nov 6th
(via keggersofyore)
Nov 6th
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Different Strokes Syl Johnson
Nov 6th

Shit my mother spends 40 cents on

My mother just printed out and mailed to me (via the US Postal Service) some NewsMax...
Nov 5th
Pet dogs worse for the environment than SUVs?
Nov 5th
I remember when the remake came out, David Edelstein reviewed it for NPR, and he said that after he...
Nov 5th
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The Things We Did Last Summer Fats Navarro, Hank Jones, Shelly Manne, Ray Brown They are...
Nov 5th
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Epistrophy Eric Dolphy Last Date And here we have Dolphy, taking a tower of drunken swagger...
Nov 5th
Wu-Note Project (via muppetpants)
Nov 5th

"He was making the 'cah-ching!' sound,...

Important development on the Joe Jackson cleaning out his basement in order to cash in on his...
Nov 5th

BOYCOTTING ALL S. CARTER PRODUCTS FROM...

BOYCOTTING ALL S. CARTER PRODUCTS FROM NOW ON
Nov 5th
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Oh internet, I can’t quit you baby. No matter how hard I try.
Nov 4th

"The ghosts of '90s alt-rock past were...

Songs that are sturdy on record were flimsy, empty shells of ’50s slow-dance-inspired numbers that...
Nov 4th
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muppetpants: Wale - 90210 (Produced By Mark Ronson Co-Produced By Deijon) Oh my God it’s...
Nov 4th
Hey I already called dibs on the commenter number so none of yall get any ideas ‘k?
Nov 4th
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killdatmuthafckr: Big Pun - Still Not A Player (Feat. Joe) RIP Big Pun, you might be one of the...
Nov 4th
It still hits just as hard. Quest, Dilla, D’Angelo,...
Nov 4th
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hman/bingoparaphernalia: Ella Fitzgerald - Night and Day Ella and Nelson! Sublime.
Nov 4th
What agitates me the most about all of this is coming to terms with the fact that if the Republicans...
Nov 4th

Sarah Palin's TJ Maxx Coattails

Seth Colter Walls gets it exactly right here. A universally reviled incumbent was beat by a...
Nov 4th
comicallyvintage: mudwerks: DC Comics 40 Years Ago:...
Nov 4th

I have been assured that "there will be...

7pm, this Saturday, Fight Club will have an opening party for a new photo installation that, per the...
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
“Empire State of Mind” should really be parenthetically titled “(This is Why the...
Nov 4th
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This is Not a Love Song Nouvelle Vague (after PiL) I was u-tubing Dead Kennedys videos to tamp...
Nov 4th
hman: I think the real tragedy is that this man only has 1,938 Facebook friends. “A chart on...
Nov 4th
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exspectator/bringtheruckuss/pollutedskyline/sincerelyamy: I Can’t Go To Sleep - Wu-Tang...
Nov 4th
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justsayjolie: Bobby Brown, “Every Little Step” On reflection, it turns out that this is a really...
Nov 4th

Let the sexy hang

I think there is a problem with how proud I am of this.
Nov 3rd

"H.G. Wells, eat your *invisible heart...

Dude Batman Unseen is really really very fun and you should read it more than voting.
Nov 3rd
I wish Rachel and I were on a plane together that crashed, and that we lived all alone on an island...
Nov 3rd
mrwrong: TODAY’S UNDERAPPRECIATED PORTENT
Nov 3rd
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czupcaks: Miles Davis, Black Satin. Can’t stop listening to In A Silent Way, On The Corner, A...
Nov 3rd
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holysoul: Helene Smith-What’s In The Lovin’
Nov 3rd

You're perfect in no way

This thing looks like that thing?
Nov 3rd
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Colossal Youth Young Marble Giants Live
Nov 3rd

Credit in the straight world

If you don’t twitpic your vote, did you really vote?
Nov 3rd

I did enjoy the segment on The Pig...

Did anyone else find Joe Buck and Tim McCarver’s platitudes about Whitey last night offensively...
Nov 3rd
I’m pretty sure this is just another “Death of Autotune” rant.
Nov 3rd
suckmyleftone/jillyarmeen/suicideblonde
Nov 3rd
NPR: 50 Great Voices: Help Us Choose
Nov 3rd
Curb Your Enthusiasm is like when At The Drive-In broke up and the two afro-bros started writing...
Nov 2nd
Reading through some nonprofit watchdog group’s paper for work, they definitely just used the...
Nov 2nd
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Oh here is a recording of Magrudergrind leveling someone’s basement. “Fuck that...
Nov 2nd
“Inevitable Progression,” Magrudergrind
Nov 2nd
And about that stadium: what the fuck was that? And the Olympics thing? After bitching about...
Nov 2nd

"What is this $14.60? I realize that...

My boss just yelled at me for not spending enough on the complimentary meal when I pull the...
Nov 2nd

"Post for me, Balkishly?"

Me: They should use some of that change-bowl money and hire a personal assistant.
Jolie: I've been jockeying for that exact job forever now. DAMN IT. I want to be The Awl's Office Bitch.
Me: You know, if they had you around I BET WE WOULD GET OUR DAMN CATPILL. You should apply.
Jolie: Mostly because I would pin Papa down and threaten to beat him with Alex Balk's hairbrush until he pecked the damn thing out for me to send each day YES.
Me: OOH I KNOW I WILL MOVE TO NEW YORK TO BE CHOIRE'S CLOTHES-WASHER! I will have all the quarters I ever dreamed of!
Jolie: We would be the best Awlsistants ever. I'd even brush out Alex's matted arm hair each evening before bedtime.
Me: Cat would live 18 more years than he (?) should, in our care. Cho would save so much money on shoe purchases that we would disallow. WE WOULD BE THE AWLSBUNDSMEN!!!
Nov 2nd
“He told me I was the biggest, fattest bleeping pig he had ever seen,” Boudreau said in the book....
Nov 2nd
mogadonia/mudwerks/vintagegal: Harriet Hoctor 1920’s as...
Nov 2nd
Brett Martin provides some of the best wedding writing I’ve read to date, bringing to life the...
Nov 2nd
"They came up with a “charticle” with a dozen...
Nov 2nd
THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS
Nov 2nd
This column should be subtitled It Really Makes You THINK. Also, I love this column.
Nov 2nd
Is that so? Who made you pope of this dump?
Nov 2nd
Obama dressed up as Kanye for Halloween.
Nov 2nd
It’s…ellipsis…abuse…and I don’t…have…to…take it.
Nov 2nd
“I’ve been up all night, it’s still Friday to me.”
Nov 2nd
“Is that ‘die’ as in ‘Die, Die My Darling’ or...
Nov 2nd
DC-VA-Beach connect.
Nov 2nd
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mabelmoments: thanksforthetoolbox: Leonard Cohen, “First We Take Manhattan.” Pro Tip: If...
Nov 2nd
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executiveproducerdickwolf: birdman feat lil wayne - stuntin like my daddy acapella
Nov 2nd
What. You think we don’t do this on the weekends, too? (Also we are discussing the finer...
Nov 1st
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holysoul: Allen Toussaint-What Is Success
Nov 1st
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abloodymess/migue-e: I’m So Tired - Fugazi Hey this is me, right now.
Nov 1st
magicmolly: The satisfaction she’d savored was gone, and...
Nov 1st
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justsayjolie: Your Daily 90s: Guns N’ Roses, “November Rain”
Nov 1st

There was a very convincing Lady Gaga,...

IMPORTANT UPDATE Fortunately, the party I decided on featured multiple instances of “who the...
Nov 1st