February 2012
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Katy Perry's band playing "Cygnus X-1"
Katy Perry’s band playing “Cygnus X-1”
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“I want to get banned from drinking at CPAC.”
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God, remember Devendra Banhart?
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And with that “I didn’t inhale” joke, Mitt Romney has sprinted ahead in the contentious race to be the GOP’s candidate for president of a Phil Hartman bit from 1992.
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placesweusedtogo replied to your post: Made it two slides into this before having to call…
One time we were in there in a group chatting it up and this lonely dude sitting at the next table by himself suddenly leaned over and said, “ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT RECORDS? I LOVE RECORDS?” and Galaxy Hut is now dead to me.
DING DING DING
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Made it two slides into this before having to call bullshit: it is nearly impossible to drink alone at Galaxy Hut. Too dim to read; to say nothing of the fact that bar space is at a premium. It is all cozy two-tops and booths, which is shown plainly in your choice of photo.
Edit: Jesus Christ would I ever napalm the Ugly Mug if given half the chance. Single worst Zevon extant.
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In that case, the Awl writer was so cheesed off she felt it not sufficient to say merely that Metro was destroying the nation. She wanted to say so even more emphatically, and so added “literally,” which seems vaguely illiterate.
The problem of conveying something on the whatever.
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‘A knitting factory. All these little places had something like that; you could get away with the starvation wages. But in time that went under and there was a contractor who thought he was going to turn it into a nursing home. There was some trouble then, the town wouldn’t give him a license, they had some idea there’d be a lot of old people around and they’d make it...
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At best ambivalent about “banged up” as a euphemism for drunkenness.
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Every time someone says Channing Tatum I think of Stockard Channing.
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However, according to Dave Wallace at Comics Bulletin, “commercial success didn’t equate to critical acclaim for McFarlane’s new venture, and many found the artist’s attempts at writing to be clumsy, unsophisticated and pretentious” and that “[t]here was a frequent sense - as with many writer-artists - that McFarlane’s scripts were being written in...
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Ahem,
“I Am the Night”
“Joker’s Favor”
“P.O.V.”
“Two-Face”
“The Forgotten”
“Perchance to Dream”
“Almost Got ‘im”
“The Man Who Killed Batman”
“The Last Laugh”
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Fear of a Mormon planet
Thinking of getting more involved in politics because Google wanted to deliver to me “.38 special holster” before “.38 Special Hold on Loosely.”
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It’s not normal to feel your heart clench up on the first sip of coffee, is it?
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"Brian De Palma and Jason Statham to Remake Burt...
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Thought Cato Log
“The 15 Types Of Ron Paul Racism Denying You Employ Before You Leave Bed Rest For A Sex Injury”
“How To Troll Username Catbus”
“How To Change The Subject From NFL Football To Lacrosse”
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Thought Cato Log
“How To Get Onto GMU’s Intramural Football Team”
“The 12 Types Of John Galt You Meet At GMU”
“How To Wear A Shirt With A Sweater”
“How To Fucking Love Rush Without Irony And Because You Actually Believe In The Lyrics”
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A version of “Some Other Time” so disjointed you come out humming the Flintstones theme.
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Maybe he’s just really into Led Zeppelin. Anyone ever consider that?
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My mom was non-ironically calling it “Pantera Bread” before Summer of Megadeth was a glimmer in Aaron’s pile of Skrewdriver records.
I happen to like computer-generated dinosaur farts.
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When the Recently Added list goes from Mal Waldron to Death.
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Today's Extra-Awesome Bit of Copy
Argentina Terminates Tax Treaty With Switzerland
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Has anyone ever thought to ask Adrien Brody what he thinks about all of this?
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“LCDs will be our downfall. [inscrutable tech jargon no one cares about]”
“LCD Soundsystem already was our downfall.”
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One of those “____ & ____ & ____ & ____”-style t-shirts that reads “Mingus & Mingus & Mingus & Mingus & Mingus” after Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus.
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I showed 45 minutes of [an episode of the PBS series] Eyes on the Prize. It was the episode when they discuss the Little Rock Nine in Arkansas and Governor Faubus and…how crazy he was. So I showed them the film for about 45 minutes, then at a certain point I just turned on a live version of “Fables of Faubus”. It was around 12 minutes long…and then I watched the students react. Because...
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Rambo was literally always crying.
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Can’t stop reading “Prime Minister” as “Prime Mover.”
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Proustkowskian
a rendit dot tumblr dot com joint
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“Brilliant Disguise” is a damn good Bruce Springsteen song.
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T-shirt in the style of the “Got milk?” ad campaign that reads “What’s in YOUR bed?”
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Unlimited free refills on fountain drinks; things are looking up.
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