January 2011
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Jan 31st
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I mean, I suppose it has more to do with the fact that it’s just harder, conceptually, to graffitti-heckle a poster the design of which is “giant gun made out of a lot of other tiny guns” (unless you’re practicing abstract graffitti-heckling), but it warmed my heart nonetheless that the only poster I saw starkly devoid of graffitti-heckling in the subway this weekend was...
Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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Just now realizing “ice cream guy” was my neighbor.
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Not for nothing, but the Comcast has been down at my apartment the past couple of days.
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Maybe the entire financial crisis has been orchestrated by the Anheuser-Busch corporationINBEV to get you to buy into the idea that Michelob actually is a premium product. Wouldn’t that be something. [Good looking out, Artie. Because what do the Belgians know about beer?]
Jan 27th
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How about every time someone on Facebook posts a picture of their kids, I post the blurry cellphone shot of Brett Farve’s junk?
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Although, there was a guy setting up his food cart right next to the bus stop and it’s a bit unsettling to start craving gyro at 9:30 in the morning.
Jan 27th
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Here we call it "The Adrian Fenty"
So I’ve decided to give in this year and try out Operation Let The Sun Melt It on for size. Got to the bus just in time for the driver to saunter up, “9:30 2B, 9:30 2B, let’s ride.” And so we did.
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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"I had 'F U G A Z I' down the leg of my pants"
The Dismemberment Plan, Office of Future Plans, Fulton Lights // 9:30 Club, DC, Jan. 23, 2011 Coffee, it turns out coffee is what the 9:30 Club has on offer for those not drinking. And it’s not half bad, even! Fulton Lights creeps up on you. The earnest, sure-footed Springsteenisms, like a locomotive stuck in the mud but plugging on anyway, would be easy to dismiss given all the pixels...
Jan 26th
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That was the closest Joe Biden has ever come to actually giving Barack a “fist-bump.”
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Do you know what’s the worst part of tearing yourself screaming from the gummy confines of a nigh-incapacitating flu? Suffering the indignity of looking forward to tea as your morning caffiene of necessity. Fucking tea.
Jan 24th
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Listen“Gyroscope,” The Dismemberment Plan,...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Things over which the film Once Upon a Time in...
“Willem Dafoe is from Mexico” “Enrique Iglesias is a sharpshooter” Think about that for a moment.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Donald Fagen is still not satisfied with how Katy Lied sounds.
Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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Listenwashingtoncitypaper: “All I’ve Got,” Maybe,...
Jan 17th
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You should try to be more converstational when...
It’s not a contest.
Jan 17th
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Why does anyone save pancakes
Is there anyone who has ever thought, Man. I could really go for a freezer-burnt pancake from a Tupperware with condensation collecting on the bottom of the lid right now? Because I think there is not.
Jan 17th
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A week from now I will be screaming for Travis Morrison to come back on stage.
Jan 17th
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"Can you turn these... *lights off*"
Eternal Summers // Maybe, Baby // Fluorescent Sense The Red Palace, DC, 1.16.2011 Fluorescent Sense plays so much like a baby Walkmen it’s cute. Like, I actually thought Aw. The lil’ guys! and wanted to make the faces you make to a cute puppy. Jangles crashing together at weird angles till it sounds like some noise wash, droning organ, the whole deal. The lead singer even, while...
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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The organ player for the Washington Capitals was...
Jan 16th
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Can't wait to read about Jay's birthday party on...
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Matt Ealer is Thinking of Moving to New York City
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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catbus: In the interest of full disclosure I also do not understand why Sidney Crosby is the captain of the Penguins. Like, dude, you’re 25 and make several million dollars a year. You live(d) in Mario Lemieux’s basement: What the fuck do you know about overcoming adversity, compared to like, someone with kids (Pascal Dupuis? The guy who made matching suits for Matt Cooke and his son? Full...
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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But what about Pascal Dupuis' 582 babies? They...
I wish that right-thinking Capitals fans would realize and take to heart point “a” of this internet blog post. And at least work with me on point “e.” Point “c” just makes me love the lovable goofball more. Point “b” reminds me of when my dad took me to the E Center in Camden, New Jersey to see Metallica when I was in middle school and he remarked,...
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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My roommate is listening to the Lil' Wayne 'rock'...
My roommate is listening to the Lil’ Wayne ‘rock’ album
Jan 15th
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Look, internet, I don’t know what David Lynch did to you but it’s no reason to keep comparing Mulholland Drive to Momento.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Typing out emails you have no intention of sending.
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Don't forget! Lemuria / Magrudergrind / Pulling... →
7pm at 1525 Newton St. in Columbia Heights, and also a Positive Force canned food drive.
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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