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Your day in vaguely metal-sounding international...
Crowe Horwath
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I would rather read a defense of the Van Hagar era than anything — for good or ill — about the new Van Halen album.
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You know, I read that Franzen thing (I was on a bus and I had nothing better to do) and it’s amazing: if you refuse to take a non-serious person’s blatantly self-referential generalizations seriously and nibble around them instead, you can come out with an interesting new take on things you may not have otherwise stumbled upon.
Or you could just throw the whole block of cheese out...
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For some time people have been harping on me to sound off on my opinions regarding the upcoming Presidential elections, and to state my endorsement of a paticular candidate. Never one to shy away from cheap publicity, for some reason I did. The reason? Simply put, all the offered choices are so nauseatingly banal that there is no flavor I favor. I hate all of them, and their institutions make...
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Watching The Last Temptation of Christ, wishing it were Jesus Christ Superstar, and realizing that while I fucking love Willem Dafoe I find it hard to defend roughly 75 percent of the movies in which he’s appeared.
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"Okay, now these are hashtags"
No, no, noooooooooo; the office is explaining Twitter to the rest of the office.
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The guy threw his cutter into the onions and wheeled on me. “I caint take it!” he said.
He came nearer. “I can do the job they want, but I caint take a joke!”
It was possible to believe, looking at the tears streaming down, that they were not all onion-induced. He was breathing hard, truly worked up.
“You just got to grow up,” the kitchen voice came....
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“I said, ‘How about an umlaut over the O?’ Metal had a Wagnerian aspect anyway.”
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Thank you based Catholic Guilt: when keeping Lenten Fridays is just an excuse to buy sushi for dinner instead of eating leftovers.
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Tumblr announces it will shutter blogs found criticizing Lulu.
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I’m sure this has been covered but I’d just like to commend the makers of Mountain Dew for having boldly rebranded their labels to read an abbreviated “MTN DEW.” Feel like they really understand that — with my active lifestyle of extreme sports and kayaking — my brain does not have time to process the entire word.
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Chevy Chase
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"The Rock May Play Hercules For Brett Ratner"
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Artisphere celebrates Mexican-American filmmaker Robert Rodriguez on Wednesdays throughout March to coincide with Frida Kahlo: Her Photos. This is one of a number of complementary programs celebrating the exhibit. Learn more about Frida Kahlo: Her Photos.
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Greek-Style Orzo Casserole | The Awl →
justsayjolie:
I’m gonna get my ass SO TOTALLY HANDED TO ME by Martha.
I have it on good authority that this recipe does, indeed, kick ass.
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I guess they didn't take that into account during...
me: Do you know that they make Batman La-Z-Boy-style recliners?
Matt: But? Batman can't relax. It's antithetical to the Batman experience.
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Two bands I have seen live in concert more than any others: Yes The Points
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For some reason Pitchfork reviewed all of the Yes albums. (Well, most of them.) Close to the Edge got at 9.0. Tales From Topographic Oceans got a 2.2.
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Official rendit blog Top 10 Best Ozzy Songs of All...
Shot in the Dark (Just Say Ozzy version with gratuitous Zakk Wylde wah pedal soloing, you ponce)
Suicide Solution
Perry Mason
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wow wow wow Flex posted the Based God →
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Wikipedia entry for Secret Treaties mentions “Texas-based noise rock band” Boxcar Satan’s cover of “Dominance and Submission” and “psychedelic folk group” Espers’ cover of “Flaming Telepaths” but not Metallica’s cover of “Astronomy.”
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I remember the thing that Bard said to which I replied, “You WOULD say that, BARD” and it was this: “Mask of the Phantasm is actually the best Batman movie.”
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