Vincent Come On Down
Brainiac
A rusting Atlas constructed of wafer-thin steal beams Made In America in a mill choking out the sun and burying its workers that no longer cares anymore if the world falls off and spins out into oblivion.
Inasmuch as 2009 can be effectively reduced to that fucking abhorrent viral wedding video, I think this is pretty much spot-on.
A Life of Possibilities
The Dismemberment Plan
One of the great openers; lulls you in with a false sense of goodwill then hits you upside the head without remorse, revels in it, brings it back home.
My mother just printed out and mailed to me (via the US Postal Service)
some NewsMax “article” about how Barack Obama will personally murder all
the babies. My mother is a living, breathing internet meme.
The environmental footprint of an average “resource-guzzling” hound is twice that of a typical sport utility vehicle, say New Zealander researchers Robert and Brenda Vale, who note that a surprising amount of land is required to produce Fido’s meals each year (roughly 2 acres). The book has caused a ruckus by saying people should go pet-free—and even consider eating strays.I’m more offended by this than the Ehrichs. Mostly because dogs are rad and people are dicks. Maybe we should kill and eat humans?
Jonah Goldberg wrote a piece for the NR about this saying that liberals would take his dog from his cold dead hands. What a card! Did you hear about the time he wrote a book saying that liberals were actually fascists?
If liberals aren’t literally fascists then how come they voted for Obama who is Hitler? LOGIC.
I remember when the remake came out, David Edelstein reviewed it for NPR, and he said that after he had watched the original, he “removed the DVD and snapped it over my knee.” Haha. Come on. I remember this review because that is so hilarious and ridiculous. What a little prince! David Edelstein is an adult who reviews movies for a living.
The Things We Did Last Summer
Fats Navarro, Hank Jones, Shelly Manne, Ray Brown
They are hollering, yelping in the crowd as this man takes a turn on this languid, throaty number. I am really pleased with the amount of Fat Girl knowledge I just discovered is on the YouTubes. If you think bop trumpet begins and ends with Max, Sweet Clifford, and early Miles, you owe it to yourself to check this shit out.
