Kenny G., Lou Reed, and Bon Iver walk into a bar. You only have two bullets in your gun, and Bon Iver orders a Makers Mark and Cola. Who do you shoot?
You shoot Kenny G. twice. You always shoot Kenny G. twice, because that mother fucker is worse than Bon Iver in a Wes Anderson commercial for Burger King. Why not shoot Bon Iver? Because Lou will probably murder him in the men’s room and then write a song about it.
I’m kidding. I love Lou. I love Kenny G. Really, they’re great guys.
Arctic Monkeys • Avenged Sevenfold
Modest Mouse • The Gaslight Anthem
Cage The Elephant • Fucked Up • Best Coast
Hot Snakes • Titus Andronicus
Gary Clark Jr. • Lucero • Roky Erickson
The Black Angels • The Sword
A Place to Bury Strangers • Liturgy
(Source: funnyormegadie)
