Dear assholes with umbrellas on crowded city streets during light drizzles,
Just so you know, the burden of social responsibility in making sure that your stupid FUCKING umbrella doesn’t gouge one of my eyes out falls upon you, the person wielding the umbrella, and not me, the person who has no issue whatsoever with getting a few droplets of moisture onto his flesh while walking to get a FUCKING burrito and some lube! So don’t shoot me dirty looks when I have the unmitigated gall to violently shove your precious little circular canopy away from my face in self-defense.
Yours in Christ,
Cajun Boy
Umbrellas are for elitists. This is an important campaign issue.
